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So I watched 'New moon' Right? [Honestly, just so I could RANT about it because i'm an asshole. I in all honesty hate the twilight series, and think a five year old could spew forth a story that makes more fucking sense. I mean REALLY? SPARKLING VAMPIRES..WHAT IS THIS SHIT!?]

So anyways, Bella is like, a megaCUNT TO THE EXTREME.
EVERYONE in her life is way to good for her. Like SERIOUSLY.
Especially during the part where she'd SCREAM in ANGST in the middle of the night. I swear had I been her dad I would have SMOTHERED the bitch. She doesn't deserve her dad, or Jacob, or ANYONE. XD Just thought i'd throw that out here. Even Edward is a bit too good for her, and I don't even LIKE him.

Only good thing about this movie was the massive amounts of eye candy thrown in.
Shirtless guys FTW, though it makes NO sense at all why the werewolf boys were ALWAYS shirtless..but hey i'm not complaining. Fuckin' Jacob just stripping off his shirt all unnecessarily to tend to Bella's bleeding head. xD COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY JACOB. But he's a sweet guy really..xD so it's ok. Alsohe'swaytogoodforher. Carlisle is still made of WIN too. I'm actually cool with most of the Cullens. Alice is FTW and I actually enjoy Jaspers tweakyness around blood. Emmetts alright too. Never cared much for the blonde chick though. But w/e.

Who else fucking LOL'D when Bella got a paper cut and jasper tweaked..and Edward HURLED her against the wall, causing MORE injury. XD Like, SERIOUSLY...nice protecting yah got there buddy.

LAWL @ his attempt to commit emocide too. However, I could really have done without seeing him shirtless, Euw much. Could he POSSIBLY get ANY more unattractive?! He was remotely cute when he was Cedric Diggory, then he becomes Edward and just massive EUW.

Also LAWL @ when Bella had the Cullens take a vote on whether or not she could get to be changed into a vampire "I vote yes..it would be nice not to want to kill you all the time :] " LAWL Jasper.

BUTYEAH.
Bella is a selfish cunt, Full of Mary-Sue and DO NOT WANT...like god, If I KNEW her IRL, i'd probably smack the bitch. she REALLY deserves it.
OH and when she was going off with that [unhot] motorcycle guy? Bitch just WANTS to get raped doesn't she!?..FFFFFFFF
Twilight might not SUCK as much if it didn't revolve around her. Or have sparkley vampires.
I wanted to PUNCH her when she said "DOn't make me chose, because it'll be him, it's always been him" to jacob. Cause..YAH PRETTY MUCH DID JUST CHOSE YOU CUNT.
Emotionless, douchebag, who WATCHES YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP [seriously, WTF is up with that shit? He did it in the first movie too.. 8| ] Over your BFF who was there for you when SAID emotionless DOUCHEBAG broke your heart because "he wanted to protect you". [which BTW is a fucking RETARDED reason to dump someone] But I'm glad she didn't chose Jacob. Since he's WAY to good for her, and she doesn't deserve him. OR ANYONE.